"Dinner a sport? Cooking a race?
Lamb in the oven, well that's a winner for starter.
Of coiurse a torch will be lit, and flags will be waved,
Angola and such.
We will even throw in, the odd medal to win, but you'll win for your
sin, and making a din, rather than the bloody javellin.
Biggest dong, best bum, loudest mum, most fun. The prize being
wise to accept with closed eyes..
oh how you'd be surprised what's a sport in our Hackney resort!!!"
When - Thursday - Sunday: 2nd - 12th August
Where - A secret location - details given on booking
Cost - £40 contribution for 3 courses, inc half a bottle of wine
Link - Tony Hornecker